Curiosities and...

Jordan is 21.
Jordan is gay.
Jordan is a writer.
Jordan has no idea what the fuck he's doing

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

uneffthismessofmine:

Also I did a thing and finally cleared off my dining room table the other day.  It didn’t take long, but made a big difference!  Yay for climbing that steep, steep hill out of a massive depressive episode and dealing with chronic sleep issues.  :\